Monday, July 24, 2006

Tallulah Searches for her Inner Clooney


A very long phone conversation occurred between Yaye and I. I believe we could be knee deep in a midlife crisis as we approach 40 at an exceedingly rapid pace. We discussed the pitfalls of being a woman; working, cleaning, nurturing etc… This is when the subject of George Clooney came up, not in our typical saucy way…well okay maybe for a few moments, but then it turned “serious”. Our pal George is a man’s man, a ladies man, intelligent, really frickin’ funny and owns a villa in Italy. I have decided it’s time for us to reach our inner Clooney.

When one reaches innerClooney the following will happen:

You will age with saucy grace

You can amass many lovers without the stigma of “Jezebel”

Others will put YOUR dishes in the dishwasher AND put them away

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hugh Grant has no lips." I've decided this is something my Inner Clooney would say.

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fine! You're right our inner george clooney might take umbridge with ol' Hugh

12:43 PM  

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