I love Hell-A

I, Tallulah Kazu, am in California. It's a lonely place here. Nothing looks the same, it's very very crowded and LOUD. People aren't very friendly, the streets aren't paved with gold or milk and honey. There are a LOT of gas guzzling vehicles, I've seen more Hummers in one hour that I've ever seen in any 30 minute bad porno. This place makes me feel very angry. I don't like it one bit.