Tallulah on Fire: I'm Middle-paged!

FLASH! In an effort to look like Circa-1980 Chrissie Hynde, Tallulah cut her bangs. However, in an attempt to light a natural gas heater in the micro-shop above her cellar she has set those bangs aflame.

"Oh man you don't even know how short my bangs are now! I look like Bettie Page!" exclaims the birthday girl. "Will I ever again enjoy....oh my bangs!!"

The singed siren falls silent, contemplating her injuries. "My eyelashes!"

Tallulah walks into her house and finds a mirror.

"It's okay, I've been meaning to grow out my grey and now I can, because some of my hair is burned down to a 1/4-inch."

This is a testament to not drinking in the middle of the afternoon.

(Photos to follow)